Wanna cool me down?
You know, summertime makes me feel very romantic and sentimental… 
I need to take cold showers once every while. Summer nights confuse my senses, I just can’t think clearly. But do I want to think clearly? No! I just want to make love feeling that warm and wet breeze on my back, hearing the ocean from my balcony, under the moonlight on this lovely Mediterranean summer night. It has something enchanting, I want to make love to the summer night itself! Am I a fucking poet, or what? Hehehe. Blame it on the heatwave!
An old friend just called me the other day, interrupting a relaxing sunbath on my rooftop: “Hey man, congratulations!”
And I went like: “Well thanks buddy, but my birthday is in November.” I was busy playing with a peace of ice from my glass, melting it down against my chest.
And he says: “But this year your month is June!
“What are you talking about? Is this some kind of astrological thing of yours?”
He is always telling me very amusing esoteric premonitions. I love him, he’s a lot of fun!
He says “Nooo! Its your month in the Titanmen Calendar!” 
“OK! Hehehe!”
So here it is, for those who don’t own the calendar:
Stay tuned for new hot movies very soon!